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Top Star Wars line improved by replacing a word with "pants"

--I find your lack of pants disturbing.
--You are unwise to lower your pants.
--Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
--I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
--The Force is strong in my pants.
--Your pants, you will not need them.
--Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
--You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
--I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
--I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
--Pull up! All pants pull up!
--In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.
--Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
--I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
--A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
--That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
--The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
--"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
--Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
--Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
--Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
--Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them.
--The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power.
--I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants.
--General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
--Search your pants, you know it to be true.
--It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...

The mourning after...

What the hell has happened to my country? While mourning the morning after November 3, 2004, I knew things would get worse. I hoped my fears were hyperbole brought on by post-election trauma and depression. I misunderestimated.

Chrissy, can you do this? III

Even better than Mhom's crab shell madonna...

...is dog butt jesus. Should I examine Jasper to see if he is also blessed with this phenomenon? Maybe after lunch...

Chrissy, Can you do This? II

Wishful Thinking II

When Bush speaks

This is my reaction...

I suspected as much...

Republican Sen. Conrad Burns, whose recent comments have stirred controversy, says the United States is up against a faceless enemy of terrorists who "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night."