Bush at Work

CRAWFORD, Texas - AP
President Bush worked nearly three hours at his Texas ranch on Thursday to design a new U.S. policy in Iraq, then emerged to say that he and his advisers need more time to craft the plan he'll announce in the new year.

THREE HOURS!?? I, I, uh, um, THREE HOURS!!!? Is that supposed to be a long time? Where mere mortals might work round the clock for three weeks to try to solve a nearly impossible problem, our super-human president could possibly have forged a solution in less than three hours. How much more time does he need? Twenty minutes maybe.

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