Top Ten Cloves: Things The Vatican Has Done To Make Good Friday Even Better

10. Plush chairs, with cup holders and a 3D showing of 'The Ten Commandments

9. Church organist will play a medley of 50-Cent's music

8. Special Raffle - Win a four-year scholarship to College of Cardinals

7. Batting cages in back of churches so you can work out and still get credit for attending services

6. Low Carb Communion Wafers

5. Matching services - Will pair you up with a fugitive and a copy of 'The Purpose-Driven Life

4. Instead of a sip, will give you a glass of wine you can take back to your seat

3. One-day amnesty on purchasing 'The DaVinci Code

2. Along with getting your feet washed, full pedicure services available at selected churches

1. Established 900 Number - Get a Wake Up! call from the Pope

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