A 2fer

I used the church sign generator to post the motto I got from the advertising slogan generator. It's called Better Living through Mhom and, you know, We do Mhom Right because we're Built Mhom Tough. So Welcome to Mhom Country, and always remember to Reach for the Mhom.

Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Constable.

Or check out Linda's latest: Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Letter it is!

And when it absolutely, positively has to be Sodom over night, here's your place.